authors note: this is a work of fiction pure
and simple. I was ruminating on the reaction to Michele Bachmann’s “warning” of
Muslim infiltration of the high reaches of the American government. I have no idea if Bachmann is onto something or is as nutty as her critics say she is. I couldn’t help
but to compare this with the McCarthyism of a generation ago, which was also ridiculed
and shunned, and continues to be even after many of his claims were substantiated.
There are those, and I would consider myself among them that would conclude
that we are in a sense living with the successful results of the very communist
infiltration McCarthy warned about. It’s just called something else these days…
Also, I heard a recent news story that took me a little by surprise. Now that Egypt is being ruled by the Muslim Brotherhood for all intents and purposes there are renewed calls for the destruction of the pyramids - all of them. It seemed incomprehensible to me, but is it? So, out of these two idea's comes this short story.
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New York Times
Editorial
Staff
George
Washington no more
Dateline: Rapid
City, August 4th 2053
Many have asked how we came to this day, Allah willing, this
glorious day. Today we gather here at what was once called the Mount Rushmore
National Memorial to watch the final eradication of American jingoism. Our brother, the honorable Keith Ellison, 90
years old today, will push the button that will bring down the faces of these
shameful men. As it was last year in St. Louis when the Gateway Arch crashed to
the ground all will cheer. Finally the yoke of American imperialism will be
lifted from these lands. The celebration will ring far and wide.
Some will remember many years ago when our brothers and
sisters in the lands of Egypt erased the tombs of Pharaohs from the face of the
Earth. The pyramids they once called great crumbled to the ground under the
power of Allah’s armies. The same can be said of the Eifel Tower and Big Ben
back in the ‘30’s. Neither looked very impressive as a pile of rubble before the
throngs of Allah. Who among you can forget when the Kremlin lie in ruins under the
feet of Allah’s mighty Chechnyan Army. When
this day is done we will move on to the wall in China. The Christians there are
as weak and disorganized as the government is corrupt. Soon, very soon, the
world will be Allah’s, all of it. It has been written, so it shall be.
There are those here in the land of America still clinging
to their guns and their false religions as our great brother Obama once said,
but they too shall be rooted out. The cities are ours; the countryside will soon
be ours too. The Christians hiding in the backwaters, hills and mountains are
like the vermin in grain silos carrying disease and spoiling all that is good
and righteous. Their numbers are great but their power in these lands
diminishes daily, having been outlawed in nearly every jurisdiction. They had
their chances, being forewarned of our coming many times, not the least of
which was the glorious Tuesday of September the 11th. The pathetic
lashing out by the war criminal Bush only slowed us down. Just like the McCarthyism
of 1900’s was ignored and ridiculed so too was the Bachmannism of the 20’s. We
were then and are now simply unstoppable.
As the last vestiges of the despicable document the American’s
once venerated as their “constitution” was being replaced by the righteousness
of Sharia did the final truth become clear to the non-believers. Covert, submit
or die – this was all that was left for the infidels. Yes, many had to die,
yes, much was destroyed, but the inevitable outcome was foretold. Today, as we
stand before these faces of American imperialism the final nail is driven into the
coffin of the United States of America.
Keith Ellison, a man of courage and honor, a humble servant
of Allah, was the first Muslim to be elected to the Congress. He helped usher
in the new era, the era ignited in the second term of Brother Obama where the
folly of capitalism and freedom was brought into the light of Allah and struck
down. Many infidels suffered, but a great many began to see the truth. As an
elder statesman Mr. Ellison guided many young Muslim men into positions of
power until the ridiculous practice of allowing women to govern was finally ended
in 2038. How fitting that he should be the one to end the American era on this
Earth.
CW